World Shame Champion

if you havent passed song dynasty china’s confucian civil service examinations you are not allowed on my blog or in my court of officials

hi I'm the new OSHA guy. it's my job to stand at the bottom of ladders and kick them down if somepony I don't like tries to climb them

executive dysfunction

i love when furries post about working for the department of defense like you will not be seeing the pearly gates of heaven

we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"