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you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

i'm close ☹️

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

The best way to keep a secret is to only discuss it with the homie in your head.

@funnier-as-a-system

lethargic bat on your porch in the daytime? pet that beast!!!!

doing as I was told and dumping my thoughts about Rand here. He’s so fun and complex and I think my favorite thing I’ve noticed being done is the importance of his clothes and stuff, specifically his denim jacket and glasses. Like how, so far at least, whenever he does something with either of those two items it sorta signals a certain amount of sincerity or care from him (he takes his glasses off to speak to his mom in the basement and offers Rolan his jacket before they get to the hospital). It’s like these two bits of clothing are his shields that he uses to upkeep his specific persona of cool stoner guy, but whenever he is without either of them then it’s just him. It’s like a tangible version of Rand v Timothy.

saddest thing that can happen to 2 guys with freak shit going on is people calling them boyfriends. yes i know theyve got something homosexual going on but brother it is NOT that

you guys realise that the point of media isnt just to find 2 white men and make them fit into your boxes. right? "suburban husbands" is not the end goal for every relationship. sometimes two guys just have to have freak shit going on.

listen to me. ok? i take your hand very gently. not every person is going to love each other in the way you've been taught. sometimes people just want to fuck around with each other. sometimes they're special to each other without definitions involved. sometimes soulmates are never going to get married. even when they love each other. yes, even when they love each other romantically. sometimes theres freak shit going on and that freak shit won't end with "boyfriends". ok?

the world can be so beautiful. sometimes they just get married for tax benefits and then never address it again. the characters' self-reflection doesnt HAVE to fix their freak shit. the bit doesn't have to stop just because people go to therapy

THEY WOULD NOT FUCKING HAVE KIDS.

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb