Mine

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

tattoos i mean. i’m not like, taking a couple of invertebrates out on the town

why not

how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

It's the new pet rock

YES >:(

Some days it’s definitely like that.

you can’t fool me, that’s half of a peeled grape

new tumblr users dont forget to swallow small stones or grit to help break down food in your gizzard

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

I’m baby

if i had seen the transition from sepia to color in wizard of oz in 1939 i would have lost my shit i would've started screaming in the theater