one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

It’s weird that it’s called a “mosquito bite”; “bite” implies jaws and teeth, not like, poking and sucking.

This looks like a fuckin pokemon battle.

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

i love that stage of being tipsy where youre completely coherent and know exactly whats going on but you feel so loose and free at the same time and your typing skills blow but you can feel the blood flowing throughout your entire body and its just warm and fuzzy and nice and amazing