Marble Hornets Simp

Haaaah it has been a while hasn't it...? I'm sorry about that everyone I know you guys enjoy this and I thank you sm for that!! I just havtn been in a GREAT frame of mind and also I'm not huge into cp and mh like I used to be. It will always be an interest of mine!! I just have some mini fixations come and go and this was one of them. Maybe some day I'll pick this back up!! Until then, I hope you guys enjoyed your time here with me : )

-Crow

Oh damn hey Crow!!! It has been a while and I apologize. I know I'm VERY inconsistent with this blog I just aughhh

[[Hellz yah! Also, welcome to the Anon Fam, Phroggy!]]

Toby's gf has him try Boba tea.

- He's definitely always been intrigued by the concept of boba and bubble tea, but never wanted to try it.

- He was afraid the boba would be an unpleasant mouth feel. I feel as if he'd be very texture oriented when it comes to food and he can be sort of picky.

- But if you want him to try it, he'll trust you. He really likes tea so he's confident about liking anything you want him to try.

- You start him off with something simple. Green tea and strawberry flavored boba.

- He took a sip eagerly but winced when one of the boba came up the straw and into his mouth. He hesitantly broke it and his eyes lit up when he tasted it.

- Turns out he actually really likes boba and you'll need to make more trips to Star Cup or the local Bubble Tea shop everytime you're in town

- Don't count on Toby trying new flavors everytime you go however. He likes what he tried at first and likes sticking to it. Kind of like a comfort thing. And he doesn't want to get something new to not like it and waste money and time.

Happy belated birthday then Crow!!! I hope you had a good day!!

《《 Because im original like that. Long-ish post warning.

Lemme know if you want a part 2 bc I can't do all the popular creepypasta's in one post》》

Jeff the Killer~ 6/10

Buff asshole who you wished you hated. Got some style to him, longer hair you dont see often. Interpreted as punk rock and I love that. -4 points for being emo

BEN Drowned~ 8/10

Love this boy. I love Legend of Zelda, especially Majora's mask, but that has nothing to do with this rating scale. He's always drawn and written as a punk-y gamer and lemme tell you when I said "mood" I meant "kin". But yeah glitchy aesthetic, cool ass tunic, and a short king. -2 points for age discourse :/

Eyeless Jack~ 9/10

Demon man go brrrr

but in all honesty, I can't find much wrong with him. Loner wolf style but medical genius, has some humor, but the tongue headcanons get weird. Love his mask though. Blue is his color. Also, "bUfF deMon mAn tAke mE by tHe hANd leAd ME to The lAnd-"

Laughing Jack~ 2/10

Bastard clown. Do not like. Not a fan. Im sorry all the clown simps for follow me. Keeps 2 points for being a weird and pretty original character all around. His goth clown aesthetic is pretty killer but I Do Not Like.

Jane the Killer~ 11/10

Crispy, iconic lesbian out for revenge. I cannot and will not go into more detail because she's perfect the way she is. Next.

Nina the Killer~ 4/10

We do be loving simps, but she's just a bit.... Eh. I love how the fandom reclaimed her and I absolutely adore her scene aesthetic, I just cannot get over the whole Jeff Simp thing. so -6 points for bad taste

Slender~ 8/10

Tired eldritch father trying to keep his homicidal kids alive. He tries his best and he hates his job. -2 points for not having a "Best Boss D A D" Mug.

Im not bothering with the other slender brothers sorry

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The Operator~ 5/10

Not exactly slendy in the sense you'd think but the more Marble Hornets centered fandoms interpretation of him. I personally like him as he's a force of nature that has no care of human emotions or lives. He is manipulative and power hungry. A good villian. -5 points choosing Alex to corrupt.

Alex~ 8/10

Craft bastard. I like his character for a few reasons. None of which I'll get into now but might later some other time. Fandom portrays him as some kind of mastermind and I love that no matter what. -2 points for incel vibes

[Lolol THE funniest thing to me is Joseph canonically saying, "Ah yeah, Alex fucks." on a stream]

Tim~ 10/10

College dude with PTSD just trying to have a normal life. He never got the ending he DESERVED but the fandom is merciful and so many fix-it fics exist. Tim is absolutely 100% a wonderful character.

Masky~ -100/10

WHAT HAPPENED DURING THAT TIME WHEN EVERYONE COLLECTIVELY WENT "OH YEAH HED A TWINK" AND NO ONE SAID ANYTHING???

Brian~ 3/10

Hes baby but everyone likes to forget that he's also bastard who can and has taken Alex down. He might not have been in co-con but he buff boy.

Hoodie~ 5/10

[siezure mention TW]

Bastard man who everyone loves. But the more cp part of the fandom is like "UwU he's quiet shy boy" forgetting that yeah he almost shot Alex and yeah he broke into Tim's home to steal his pills and watch him seize, knowing it would happen. But I digress. Still a complicated character that I do like.

Jay~ 8/10

Yeah!! I just chose to go by X when I started this blog and it just stuck lol. plus its easier to distinguish if I ever get another mod to help with asks or anything yaknow??

and LUCKY!!! moss terrariums are fuuuckgijgn awesome! thank you for the love, anon!!!

[[Hellz yah! I'm going with their S/O is more witchy and such, but if you meant like actual magical potions and such, then just lemme know and I'll rewrite em, lolol]]

{Jane}

- I see Jane as a witchy type of person as well so she's always down when you make your potions

- She loves watching you and finds it fascinating.

- Will definitely ask for help because she wants to do that too. Mainly just to be able to gift you a potion because like thats hella cute

- All in all, 10/10. v supportive and loves you and doesn't mind you make potions. Finds them awesome.

{Eyeless Jack}

- Jack is more confused and surprised by your potion-making

- Hes more of a logical thinker and such, so he doesn't understand why you'd want to dabble in things like that.

- Hes supportive either way, but don't expect him to be openly enthusiastic about it.

- The potions and witchy arsthetic remind him a bit of the cultists (the only thing he really remembers from his past human life) so he tries to avoid them

[[DUDE I WILL GIVE YOU MY LIFE I WOULD LOVE TO WRITE THIS. Also I hope you guys don't mind but I wanted to tag a few bigger blogs just because I know some have written similar short stories and such before so I wanted to know what they thought of this! @scary-lasagna @intimidating-fettuccine ]]

You knew wandering out into an unfamiliar part of the woods during the dead of night was a bad idea. No, you knew it was one of the worst ideas you've had in a while. However, at this point in time, you weren't exactly in the state of mind to care. Nor did you care about the footsteps that seemed to be following far behind you, or pay attention to the unnaturally large being standing beside a tree, their pale head turning ever so slowly to follow your movements down the unkempt path in front of you.

Your mental state was torn apart and stomped on. For the past two years you have felt like absolute shit. The disappearance of your best goddamn friend and crush, Brian Thomas, triggered the start of the lowest period in your life thus far.

So here you were, dragging your dirty sneakers through the mud and leaves upon the ground, aimlessly walking. Rosewood was your one only escapes. You always came out when you needed to think and get away from everything. It was a popular hiking area, so you frequently found yourself taking narrower, more hilly paths through the woods. You enjoyed the fresh air and the breeze.

Though tonight, you have no recollection of ever coming to the woods. The last you remember, you were sitting in your dingy apartment, nursing a half empty glass of water. Now, you were walking down a particularly bumpy and poorly kept trail you don’t recognize.

You might have found this concerning and previously start freaking out under any other circumstance. However, as stated earlier, you didn't care. The last few months had been living hell and you were just traversing life without doing much at all, just as you were walking through the woods. You were put on medication for your mental state last year, a few months after Brian's disappearance. Lately, they were giving you extreme side effects that included you feeling like shit, making you nauseous, and giving you a near constant headache. You suspected you might be going insane, as you started hallucinating the figure you saw in the woods tonight as well.

Just as you came to a fork in the path, you spotted a a clearing to your left. You decided that you might recognize the area if you able to see more, so you trudged through the thick undergrowth before stumbling out and into the moonlit clearing. The laces on your shoes tangled with the underbrush and you nearly fell into the dirt, yet you caught yourself and started brushing off the dust from your legs.

You noticed it was unnaturally quiet as you walked further into the clearing. No sounds small animals scuttling around through the shrubbery, or crickets and cicadas chirping mercilessly. The silence was deafening, but you welcomed it like an old friend. Your headache was starting to grow more painful, like someone was pounding a hole into your poor skull. The back of your head throbbed as you trudged into the center of the clearing. A decrepit, stone structure reclaimed by moss and grass stood tall before you. A wave of unease washed over you as you glanced up at it, the light of the moon shining dimly onto your tired features.

You were just about to sit down to collect your bearings when you saw it again. That lanky motherfucker that kept you up at night. This time, it didn’t seem like a hallucination. You couldn’t understand why it felt different now, but you knew danger when you saw it. And that...Creature....Radiated danger like a predator going in for the kill. It finally clicked for you. But before you could make any move to run, it appeared a few feet in front of you. The dull pain in your head exploded and began throbbing more and more painfully. You fell to your knees, cradling your skull between your arms. Your vision started to go blurry and the only sound that filled your ears was an unnatural static-y noise reverberating through your brain.

Just as you thought about what you wanted your last words to be, you hear someone running up from behind you. Your eyes flickered open slightly and you watched a man clad in beige sprint past you and towards the lanky being. You wanted to shout and scream to warn the person, but your vision was starting to spot out. The last thing you saw was the hooded person standing up to the being before faltering.

You felt yourself black out. For seconds, minutes, or hours, you've no idea. But your eyelids felt too heavy to open. Your head lulled side to side gently as you noticed you were being carried. You cracked your eyes open, and you saw the hooded person, no the hooded man, staring straight ahead. His arms supporting you as he carried you bridal style through a trail he seemed to know. The man was Brian Thomas. You thought you were hallucinating again, and tried squirming away from the alleged Brian. It couldn't have been him.

He glanced down and noticed you were awake. You noticed a tear slip from one of his eyes as he smiled and let you down onto the ground. You sat there in the dirt, staring up at him.

🥺👉👈 Thank you sneaky!!!!! Just uploaded a longer post so!! enjoy! you and everyone else!! 💚💚💚💚

[[No problemo!!!! And for future reference for other proxy asks, Tim and Brian, in my opinion, switch between Masky/Hoodie and themselves not too often but mainly when they're not working. So I'll prolly do Tim and Masky and then Brian and Hoodie separate so extra content for yall! Consider it a gift because I've been gone for so long and have a weird posting schedule or lack thereof]]

{Masky}

-Masky doesn't take rejection very well, direct or not.

-He'd be angry and upset. Not at the creep you like and definitely not at you. But more so with himself.

- He nearly never gets crushes, and even when he does, he tries to ignore his feelings as to not let them interfere with his work. He's very closed off

- So when he finds out you like someone else, he kicks himself for even entertaining the thought of liking you in the first place.

- If you two were friends before, he'd try avoiding you for a while. If you're lucky, he might start coming back into your life after a few weeks. He just needs time to get over it.

- He respects your decision though, and he recognizes how little a crush could mean, but he still likes you.

- No matter who you choose, if you 'choose' anyone at all, he will still like you no matter how much he wishes he didn't.

[[While I was writing this, "Heather" by Conan Gray came on and yaknow if yaknow]]

{Tim}

-My dude would legit be chill and understanding.

-He is obviously disappointed and upset, but if you were to get together with the other creep, he wouldn't actively avoid you or act in spite of you two.

- Tim would most likely not fall too hard for you if I'm being honest, so he thinks it might have been for the best.

- He also thinks that it's a sign he shouldn't simp over you and this just gives him a reason to slowly stop thinking so much about you so he isnt as torn up about it.

- Definitely still likes you, as a friend or more, but ultimately respects whatever decision you make.

- Drinks his 'Respect Others Juice' daily. Himbo energy if I'm being honest.

{Hoodie}

- It's hard to tell what he's feeling

- He's not as closed off as Masky is by a long shot.

- But he's not very vocal at all. He nearly never talks and when he's fronting, he doesn't take his mask off. So every emotion he feels is a complete toss up and there's virtually no way to tell from someone that either can't read his mind or knows him well. Which rules out everyone except Slender and Masky respectively.

- In reality, he's conflicted. He trusts your decisions and such, but he's also a little possessive.

-Hoodie thinks you deserve someone better than the other creep. Someone like himself. He's bastard baby, but like....Im not even sure. He's a very hard character to define and write for. But that's why I like him. Sorry for hardly any answer but thats just Hoodie for you.

{Brian}

- Brian is baby but he also drinks his 'Respect Others Juice' everyday.

- He's honestly not as upset as you'd think. If you wanted to, he'd talk with you about your crush and be a gossip friend. He's happy you found someone you like, weather that's him or not.

- There's not much else to say about him other than that he's just a pure man who has no ill-intent towards you or the creep you like.

- That is, unless that creep hurts you in any way.

- Then he's ready to fucking go, no matter if sucks at combat or not. It wouldn't take much convincing for Hoodie to teach the creep a lesson if Brian asked him to via post-it note or something similar.

{Toby}

- Okay I'm judt starting off by saying he has the vibes of "Chad" from those SNL Skits.

- Hes supportive like Brian is, but his bipolar mood swings prevent him from always acting like it.

- Especially when he first finds out you have a crush on someone else. He can't help get upset and storm off from wherever he was and go to blow off some steam before calmimg down.

- None of the creeps are mentally stable enough to healthily express their feelings and let their frustration out, so I can't exactly get mad at him.

- He confronts you about it and when you confirm it, he tries his best to just nod and let it be.

- Toby will need some time to get over you and he feels emotionally numb for a few days having his ups and downs more frequently. But eventually, he balances back out and comes back to apologise to you about how he acted before.

{Eyeless Jack}

- Now, because Jack is a demon and has next to no recollection of his past human life, he has no idea how to express what he feels.

- He didn't even know that he had a crush on you until he heard about your crush on the other creep. He felt an unnatural wave of frustration and irritation he didn't understand.

- Jack will definitely look to confide in you. He asks you about the crush, what it exactly feels like, and how to pin point how he's feeling.

- Hes grateful for any response and help you give him. Afterwards, Jack might be a little bit mkre upset than he was before. But he has a more expanded knowledge of his emotions now and finds it easier to articulate how he's feeling, thanks to you.

- Respects your decision like a true man and will be there for you if you need anything no matter what. He's just a little protective over you.