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awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

i don't think we can really comprehend what rocky went through. his star is dying, his planet is cooling—something that is directly deadly to his people. they build a ship to travel the stars, everything is going well, they have hope! except... things are going much faster than they planned for. it's strange. and his crew mates, they're slowing down. they're getting tired faster, sleeping longer, working less. they don't wake up. he can hear their worker cells stop moving, their colonies die. not slowly or one by one, but in staggered groups. their pilot, their craftsman, their navigator. more and more, until it's just rocky. tau ceti is right there, staring at them, the petrova line in their grasp, but rocky. rocky is an engineer. rocky is an engineer, his job is to make sure the ship stays up and running. so he does that and he does that and he does that and he does—nothing. he cannot save his planet. he can't go home empty handed either. he is stuck in limbo with the corpses of his crew and no idea why they died. no idea why he didn't die. alone, alone, alone, your planet is dying you are useless. until—a ship.

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