I should probably come up with a title

i like how people's voices get tiny when they're doing something tiny

*a single, distant airhorn*

play tatio n

it's that time of year again

i wonder how the bop-it guy is doing

sup

i keep trying to picture Matt Damon and i can only see Leonardo DiCaprio please help

the voice in my brain that reads things and says what i'm thinking gives off the exact same energy as the little white glove on select screens in video games

i try too hard, but that's okay

that last post was originally going to be like "the creek" or something but then i remembered that was already a thing and got really sad

im going to the hyperbolic time chamber does anyone want anything

do you ever have an itch but you’re wearing a tight uniform so the only thing you can do to scratch it is tightly grip the itchy spot but then suddenly you feel like the protagonist of an action series with a serious wound but you’re just gritting your teeth and pushing through the pain because you’re so awesome and you feel so awesome