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🌸Soft Asks🌸
🌸Blankets: Have you been in love?
🌸Stuffies: How did you meet your best friend?
🌸Fluffy Pillows: What happened in your most recent dream?
🌸Scented Candles: How do you relax?
🌸Gem Stones: What’s your birthstone/favourite stone?
🌸Pyjamas: Describe your favourite pyjamas!
🌸Fuzzy Socks: What’s your favourite movie?
🌸Kittens & Puppies: Name of your pet or your ideal pet?
🌸Laughter: What’s the funniest joke you’ve heard?
🌸Mittens: Do you like the snow?
🌸Hot Coco: What’s your favourite Starbucks drink?
🌸Soft Kisses: Describe your OTP
🌸Rainy Days: What do you do on a rainy day?
🌸Flower Petals: What’s your favourite flower?
🌸Cotton Candy: What’s your favourite candy?
🌸Bubble Baths: Your favourite memory?
🌸Wooly Scarfs: What song do you think relates the most to you?
🌸Roasted Marshmallows: Your camping with friends! Describe the forest you’re pitching your tent in.
🌸Bird Songs: Name 5 things you love
🌸Old Books: Do you read? If so, what’s your favourite book series?
🌸Warm Hugs: Who would you love a hug from right now?
🌸Clouds: What’s the best shaped cloud you’ve seen?
🌸Fae: Describe yourself as a fairy
🌸Holding Hands: What was the name of your first love?
🌸Cupcakes: Favourite cupcake flavour?
🌸Tealights: Describe a romantic date perfect for you
🌸Gardens: What’s the sweetest gift you’ve received?
#Anissa flipped him like a coin while wearing fancy pink heels and with her purse under her arm. #We are blessed. #What a Queen. #Lesbian Superhero.
how is M'Baku so fucking jacked… he’s a vegetarian this shouldn’t be possible
he’s too thicc!! he’s more shredded than he has any right to be!!! he lives isolated in the goddamn mountains,, h o w
WHERE IS HE GETTING HIS PROTEIN
I can’t believe M’Baku invented wakandan soy based protein powder just to look like a meaty snacc
Tony Stark: I’m busy
Peter Parker: Do you think drinking 36 cans of redbull consecutively would make my spidey senses even more heightened or would I just die
Tony Stark:
Tony Stark: I’m on my way
#my favorite part of this is the ambiguity #did the Protective Dad Instinct™ kick in? #does he actually want to test peter’s theory? #who knows (via knightinironarmor)

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i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
the cutest part of this was when afterwards the kid said ‘so i could have a boyfriend if i wanted to?’ and i said yes, but to be careful because some people are mean to boys who have boyfriends and he pushes up his sleeves and goes ‘well then i’ll beat them up! if i wanna have a boyfriend i’m gonna have a boyfriend!!! i’ll even marry him if i wanna!’
oh hey it got more adorable
legends only
Partnered events in the summer Olympics: You and your partner work together to hit a ball over a net. You and your partner must dive in a way that is both clean and synchronized. You and your partner must row a boat very fast.
Partnered events in the winter Olympics: YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU HAVE TO SWING THEM AROUND YOUR HEAD. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND THEY’RE LITERALLY STANDING ON YOU. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU PICK THEM UP AND
THROW THEM
by TheGlassEye
Shadowrun in a nutshell.

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Encouraging words from Graphic Storytelling graduate Min Christensen!
The New Yorker, ca. 1935
#this has aged so fucking well
Converted engine house in Cornwall | photos by Polly Eltes
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Steven Universe, 1976. The only thing that keeps me from making a full video of this is the need of a properly funky arrangement of the theme song. More retro-fitted shows filed under my “title art” tag. (Also on Ko-fi, Patreon and Instagram! Links in blog.)

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can’t help falling in love on a kalimba
This radiates calm
Is this what war is now?
We finally weaponized gay chicken
I told y’all about the time at Adeevka, right?
Tell us a story, Frosty!
I was at Adeevka where the Ukrainians are trying to take a strategically-located overpass from the Separs (I was there as a peaceful tourist who never even touched a firearm, of course) and the positions there are about 400 or so meters away from each other, so if you scream loud enough the fucks on the other side can actually hear you.
Up to this point, I’d observed a guy dropping his phone like it was going to bite him when I told him the Bruno Mars song he was playing was gay, and could reliably make people leave the room by asking them “would you rather sit on a chocolate cake and suck a dick, or eat a chocolate cake while getting fucked in the ass”, so it’s at this point in the trenches that a flash of inspiration hits me.
In my best Russian (which was utterly broken but “proper” Russian grammar is barbaric caveman-speak anyway) I scream out “next guy that shoots is gay”. And I swear to whatever god exists that two solid minutes of silence followed. It was some guns-fall-silent Christmas miracle shit
thats it, thats the Gay Agenda ™ : world peace
antiweaponized homophobia