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Selfie of the century

Oh my god

A MUST HAVE ON MY BLOG

most beautiful selfie of all time

best thing to happen so far this year

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability. think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction.

How high are you

(18+)

I think about this at least once a day

We have this picture in our living room

wow

this is surreal i love it

I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.

amazing.

I will never not reblog this. 

amazing.