"I asked it but it said no so the mystery is still unsolved" how have you survived to adulthood?

Always remember that you aren't the customer, you're the product. You are being mined and packaged for sale to someone else.

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

“are you okay” no bro i constantly feel like i am too much but simultaneously not enough

Maybe youtubers making decent films on their own dime without major studio corporation backing is a good thing and what the film making industry really needs instead of remakes, redos, reworkings and billionaire interference. It's a step in the right direction until things get better, at least.

the seekers, with the notable exception of thaisha, are not politically radical (or even particularly progressive by the standards of the world being built) and in fact are products of their privilege and status in society and will behave like that because they are at the beginning of their story and have not developed out of it (and may never). being shocked when they act classist to each other is expecting them to be at the end of their story 10 episodes in.

Hi my name is Lady Aranessa I smell like flower petals my family’s patron is the fey I kick my enemies with my cunty boots my ex husband was the hottest coolest rebel in Dol-Makyar. This is my lame ass knight Julien. He’s hungover right now. He smells like blood and probably vomit. He cried about his curl pattern this morning. We both have Amex black cards.

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

I have one of these in silver! It was a hand me down so im missing the mini screwdrivers but i have the hammer and the first screwdriver

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

The urge to bother my mutuals

reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to bother you <3