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imagine being 1-wife-ear sized

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That bird is so excited to play the harp.
help! my dog is sharp
help. i cant fathom the sharp edges of my dog
help. its something else now
IT IS SAID THAT LOVE CAN SOOTHE THE SAVAGE BEAST
In the end Miku was the one who helped her husband win this battle
Beautiful cow who is mooing at you
@videogamecows
COWPOST RATING: INCORRECT
that is not one of those

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?
could you lie
realistic coworker conversation
Love not having a βββfandomβββ specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house
idk where βmonkeys like bananasβ came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all
They are both the same color
Theyβre thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey
Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat
his name is ted. also, heβs not a monkey
certified iconic post
he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)
feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.
maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty
i'm so fucking over it
Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? π
i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying
tumblr really has a gimmick blog for anything huh
environmental storytelling
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
False! βSightlyβ is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.
The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.
I still donβt think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.
"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"
i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.
therefore, the Default Object is:
beautiful
makes a horrendous sound
smells absolutely awful
is very fragile
tastes delicious
and i still cannot think of anything that matches this
behold, the default object!
DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND
First time drinking
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language
Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!
my bad damn
Happy birthday my thrussy post
Happy 7th birthday my thrussy post
Happy 8th birthday my thrussy post
Happy 9th birthday my thrussy post

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yes!
Hatsune Terriermikumon