No Shit Shelock

No.

If anything, it's the exact opposite.

Kiri is the overpowered, god-like, female gigachad who can casually commune with Eywa, control nearly all living things with her abilities, and pull off incredible feats of divine wrath. Meanwhile, Spider is the one who is just standing there looking pretty, happily serving as the decorative accessory on her arm with zero complaints.

Wukong is one second away from getting tail slapped (deserved) ♡

"You are one of The People."

My sweet sweet son.

AHHHHH !!!!!!!!!! NEW SONG FOR OUR STAR CROSSED LOVERS AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL

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If Jake ever told Spider to try courting that teenager because they could make a cute couple, and Kiri happened to hear it (or maybe Tuk or Lo’ak overheard and told her), then the tantrum Kiri threw at Jake a few days ago would be nothing compared to the massive jealous meltdown she’d have now, because her father basically told Spider to marry and have children with THAT human who won’t stop staring at HER BOYFRIEND.

Jake just wanted Spider to try flirting with someone, but to Kiri, it meant Spider having a family with someone who isn’t her. Maybe Kiri exaggerated a little, but Spider is HER monkey boy, understand, Jake?

It's such a shitshow I fear.

I think the main issue is that Jake lowkey forgot his position in the clan with that one. Like- sure. It's one thing for your dad or some other older role model to tell you they think you'd fit well with X or Y. That's just totally normal advise??? But for the OLO'EYKTAN to specifically point someone else out and go "yo I think you two should get together"???? That starts to look SCARILY close to an order or attempt at arranged marriage. Especially since I imagine that it's not too uncommon for the clan leaders and elders to jump in as matchmakers occasionally. And add onto that that he told him to COURT a human??? Aka the thing you do specifically as a prelude to mating??? The thing that tells everyone around that you've locked in on that singular individual???

The meltdown will be horrible. Screaming, crying, "YOU'RE LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE!!!!", the whole nine yards. Poor Jake has no idea what he did wrong. One second all is fine the next his kid is refusing to speak to him. She's staying with Mo'at for the time being while Neytiri slaps her dumbass of a mate over the head. She may dislike that pink skin, but also. Wtf Jake at least have a BIT of decorum. May the Great Mother give her patience for this one, 'cause if it's strength she may just end up catching a body. Seriously.

I have nothing better to add to this idea, so take some memes instead.