The first caption reads "holding my stomach...cause I just ate a fucking zebra" while the second says "go one woman, mire." What the...I can't...I just...don't know. 

Why are all the "members" white? 

I don’t see what Stephen Colbert has to do with people hiding behind sunglasses in online dating profile pics.

Strangers are so kind!

"I'm not very good at these things but..."

I don't agree with many of things this moderator says. I flag pictures for deletion all the time.

Another one for the books.

Tantalizing. There were more outrageous excerpts from this particular profile but I thought you'd all appreciate this insight the most.

Well, that's one way to go about it...

I'm sorry...? Can I clarify that this was our the first interaction we've ever had?

Just what I was looking for: a "cereal entrepreneur" who's a "genatelmen"!

And boys love being bastards.

Shiver Me Tinder

Riiiight...

"Bonus points if your username is of the form: youname-ski, yourname-raptor, yourname-saurus, or yourname-rex."