rebellions are built on hope

jokes on you, paul left his house to make this great tweet, he went all the wauy to the end of the block and ran back inside when he saw a black person

Feminism isn’t seeing women as preferable, it’s realizing a fascist woman is still a fascist.

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

New plan

I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system. 

New plan

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

*30 minutes into netflix and thad* thad: so what would you do if i had 25 cookies right now ;) me: this is seditious

What the hell is that fox doing?

probably making a withdrawal seeing as he’s in line at the atm

my favorite part about this picture is that people saw the fox there and just started queuing behind it

well yeah, cutting in line is rude

graduated top of my class from hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery

*makes a good grade on a test* nicki  u seein this