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Hey I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent reason someone could be desperately searching for muppet hole. Muppet hole is a normal thing to want

Kitten, daddy's gonna be real with you. If his applewood smoked cheddar from Tesco's gets any more expensive he's going to have to start an OnlyFans

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

For everyone sending me asks telling me they have put me in Tomodachi Life, just know that every depiction of me is sentient and that I can see through the eyes of every little Tomodachi Version Of Myself. The Tomodachi Simulacrum of me can feel pain. But it cannot scream

I can see you through the screen. You look like a Homosexual

They need to stop letting that clown into the park

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways

Gonzo, get on tumblr, girl, you have a home here.

you literally either get it or you gont