Slash is love, Slash is life

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

That is the soundest advice I have seen on tumblr in a long time.

I LOVE these so much 😂

One day, things won’t feel so heavy anymore.

idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this

I feel like the world would be a better place if everyone was just, like, 20% more scared of driving/cars in general

You've really got to be an experienced improvisor to feel no shame or hesitation to imitate a nymph sex scene in front of your closest friends and hundreds of strangers

Or, do you need to feel no shame or hesitation to become an experienced improvisor? 🤔😅

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

I aint risking it.

10 10 10

Always reblog money cat

I'm not crying at work over this, you are 😭

The prettiest princess at the ball 🫠