I Know You've Heard It Before

almost as if you can't control who lives who dies who tells your story

20-something year olds who rediscover what day of the week it is every day. Rise up

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

this is it. this is the worst post.

moms b like “your emotional pain causes ME emotional pain and that is what we will be focusing on today”

moms also b like “my mom traumatized me more than i traumatized u so clearly u should be thanking me”

then moms finish you off with a very intense retelling of their own trauma with absolutely no correlation to the topic and then somehow make you feel guilty about the fact they were abused at one point????

My mom wasn’t like this but byt everyone else I know had this mom. Everyone. In fact my mom had this mom.

Clippy, the animated assistant in Word, is well known as one of the most hated software features ever released. Now we know why Microsoft released it – because the male engineers didn’t listen to female user feedback. “Even Early Focus Groups Hated Clippy. Women told Microsoft the animated paper clip was leering at them. The software company didn’t listen.”

OMFG CLIPPY WAS DESIGNED AS THE ORIGINAL MANSPLAINER THIS MAKES THIS MEME EVEN BETTER

Fanfic be like, "if you don't have your own gay little man, store bought is fine"

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down..........like being horizontal? unparalleled