that's an infraction

i am both the court jester and the king he entertains

@cracklr

I was about to be M A D but this is truly good advice.

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

@cracklr

my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess

#the wisest man at the nude beach hides his face not his genitals

just saw a flat-earther tweet “need me a thick girl with curves” is that allowed ?

@redundantoxymorons

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

This is the funniest fucking addition