cara's crackling world

it’s always so cute when the captured princesses try to act like they’re going to escape the dragon. girl you just got fucked for hours by a creature twice as big as a draft horse with the cocks to match and they were both in you. can you even walk? didn’t think so. now quit your bellyaching and cuddle up with your new girlfriend because she’s warm and that’ll make you less sore

there's just something so special about laying down in the shower

"visual learner" this "auditory learner" that well I'm an oral learner. put it in my mouth

heres another australian girl following you

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Australians follow it at once

reblog to make prev start lactating <3

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

reblog this post to help a child break the law

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

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QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

you and your lover trying to have quiet sex while you have guests staying over at your home — and they have their palm over your mouth and are shushing you gently with a little smile on their face

@staff stop terming my friends. Why are you letting nazis thrive and terminating trans girls fifty times in a row

My wife thinks she’s better at super smash brothers than me??!? Time to start betting my autonomy on matches.

To be clear she probably is better at it. Don’t tell her I said that.

She wants two weeks to get back into competitive form and girls I think I bit off more than I can chew with this one so it’s time to start thinking of how I want to be humiliated.

I mean you did suggest betting your autonomy - you could have a list of activities/etc you do; and every game you lose is another one down the list that you need to ask permission for?

straight women will try to reassure you about their homophobic boyfriends the same way dog owners are always going "oh he's friendly" with their visibly agitated dog