Puntitled

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

What a song

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

What Hermaeus Mora would be posting

when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

Start commenting "not all men" in posts saying something positive about men

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems