WinkWonk

Have you seen Luigi?

Yeah! He went that way!

hehe *wipes sweat off my forehead* everything alright mario?

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

every night after 10pm my feelings start crawling out, starved, as i beat them with a moderately large stick vigorously hissing “stay back” until i inevitably fall asleep

This is the only version of this meme I will accept

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this

okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?

cause im sad

your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you

I feel Ascended

I want a playlist full of these to just casually play at a party without explanation.