neomuhappy

jaemin: my body doesn't bend in directions

jeno, the yoga instructor: hello

jaemin: but he can bend me in any way he likes

haechan: dare

mark: i dare you to kiss me

haechan: ... are you sure?

mark: *nods and blushes*

haechan: *kicks mark's leg*

mark: ow, what was that!

haechan: well, you wanted me to kick you

mark: kiss! i said kiss me! why would i want you to kick me!

mark: sure. winwin, come on!

yuta: no, he stays.

mark: why-

yuta: *pushes him out of the door*

mark: *shrugs it off*

[an hour later]

winwin: i will put my 'a' down to make 'a'

yangyang: i will add to your 'a' and make 'at'

ten: i will add onto your 'at' to make 'rat'

kun: i will add onto your 'rat' to make 'biostratigraphic'

johnny: who is there?

ten: where when

johnny: where when who?

ten: my place, tomorrow, me and you

mark, pinching the bridge of his nose: just.. just give him a minute

jaemin: oh, it's okay, really. i knew, you'd remember eventually. thanks.

jaehyun: only the ambulance ride to the hospital

yuta: that wasn't an ambulance, i drove you

jaehyun: but i heard a siren

johnny: that was taeil

mark: shit, we need an adult

jisung: YOU ARE AN ADULT

mark, looking extremely horrified: oh, fuck

ten: they say, it's a tradition

yuta: why can't dinosaurs clap?

nct 127: lol, why?

yuta: because they're all dead

nct 127:

chenle: let me kiss it, to make it better!

jisung: how does that help?

chenle: well, i don't know, but whenever i got hurt, my mom kissed it to make it better. it alwasys worked!

[later]

doyoung: weak. i sleep with mace under mine

yuta scoffing: you, guys, are both lame

taeil: oh yeah? what do you sleep with?

jisung: guys! there's an oul outside my window!

jisung: awul

jisung: owul

jisung: how the hell do you spell it?

mark: hoot hoot

jisung: thanks, hyung!

jisung: there's a hooter outside my window!

haechan: OH MY GOD, TAEIL FAINTED

mark: quick! call 911!

jungwoo, panicking: WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER???

mark:

haechan:

taeyong: yu...

yuta: then cockroaches live in...