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I’m gonna post a picture of an animal and we should acknowledge that this creature is undoubtedly not at an ideal weight. I know that. You will know that. We dont have the full background, so we dont know what the owners are and are not doing, but hopefully they have something in place to promote this living being’s highest quality of life. Okay? We all get that. So we all understand that I am speaking purely metaphorically and vibe-based when I say that I have beheld God’s Most Perfect Wretch, and nothing about it should ever change:

Everyone please stop comparing my Rocky design to a burger. He’s very sensitive about it.

the misbehavior of random men will never cease to amaze me. i was just riding my bike to the library. it's a little purple e-bike. when some guy ripped out in front of me from a cross street, almost making me crash. on his BIGGER tougher e-bike. then he slowed down so i had to almost stop pedaling completely, and he started to serpentine widely so i couldn't pass him and every time i got close he cut me off and slowed down.

the other week i was outside reading while my bike parked nearby when a group of old guys passed it and started talking about it. they all started complimenting the model of the bike but then one of them was like "you wouldn't catch me dead riding one that color though" and the other guys were like "hahaha can you imagine??"