let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

When I complain about increased surveillance, control, and infantilization of older kids and young adults, it's often a level of surveillance and control that wouldn't have been possible, or at least practical, in previous generations. At minimum, it would've been escapable.

*going to a festival that celebrates what has for a long time been considered sexual degeneracy by society* Oh boy I sure hope I don’t encounter anything that society views as sexually degenerate!

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………