CrabDiving

It’s Faithless Friday on the CrabDiving Podcast and of course, US religious extremists behaving badly is a rampant theme throughout the episode. Evil Georgia GOP dick bag Brian Kemp lost a court battle over his voter suppression schemes. Trump mimic and actor Alec Baldwin was arrested punching a human in the face over a parking space. The Nigerian Army used Shitler’s comments about shooting asylum seekers for justification of the mass murder of unarmed protesters. Hateful Fox-bot Jeanine Piro questioned if the infamous caravan of refugees was full of pedophiles and criminals. A lunatic evangelical a-hole disrupted a story time with drag queens and had to be removed by the cops. NRA load Grant Stinchfield stupidly suggested MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski’s hatred for our rapist-in-chief stems from PEEOTUS refusing her advances. Greece’s embattled atheist leader said he wanted to permanently separate the government from the sky-god-botherers. Finally, with much fanfare, Ireland made blasphemy legal.

The scary GOP Christian dominionist war plans reviewed on this episode of CrabDiving were crazy AF. A reliable study showed the Dems gaining 30 to 40 seats on the House. Microworkers were paid to bury a HuffPost story about a seemingly unethical Democratic PAC. Evil GOP load Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach’s political enemies are coming together to defeat him. In disturbing news, 62% fall short of the standard for “middle class.” The U.S. Army opted to not let a bunch of Nazi, white supremacist black-face wearing loons join up. Mother’s Husband, Mike Pence acted like his screw up with the Jews-for-Jesus Rabbi didn’t happen. Our humorless VP also insisted, like Will Ferrell, he was indeed “a really big deal” and it didn’t seem like the crowd got his lame joke. Mega celeb Oprah Winfrey gave a rousing and inspiring speech for Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams.

Mueller may have subpoenaed Trump and surely Man-baby is losing his tiny orange, racist mind! The Democrats could have a chance to knock Koch whore Scott Walker out of Wisconsin. “Hell” really isn’t a thing in the Bible. Shitler poo-poo’d Paul Ryan for chiming in about birthright citizenship. Whitey Bulger was brutally killed by a mob hitman in the slammer. Canada legalized weed but then, inexcusably ran out of the good herb. A horrible racist in south Florida opted to turn her yard into a World War II concentration camp with Jewish skeletons as prisoners. A winning youth football team was banned from a league cuz racism. A MAGA moron at a Trump rally drooled out a claim that George Soros will tamper with voting machines. A Trumpalo GOP candidate in Missouri is getting extreme push-back from his woke kids.

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The horrific Pittsburgh synagogue shooting was covered on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. The only non-a-hole on Fox News, Shep Smith called out the fascist conservatives for their violent rhetoric that surely inspired the murderous antisemitic mass shooting in Squirrel Hill. Our Nazi-in-chief Donald Trump accused the media of “stroking great anger” in the United States. “Geniuses” that have fought against a minimum wage increase were proved wrong by a correction in their own math. Scary fascist Jair Bolsonaro in Brazil was elected. A duo of pastors heckled our gollum AG Jeff Session as he spoke at an event in support of Christian butt-hurt religious liberty.  A white supremacist came in third in the Toronto mayoral election, creepy. RWNJ Matt Drudge unloaded on Faux News for laughing about the massacre in Pittsburgh. GAB, the social media platform for KKK, white supremacist and dick-bag fascist types, was shut down. White House fascist hobgoblin Sarah Sanders Huckabee blamed the media for creating an atmosphere that led to the killings in the Pittsburgh synagogue.