At least I don't have a tumblr

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Why do people crash their cars? I dont get it

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

the gay thoughts are back

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this