Late Nights & Neon Lights

GET OFF THE COUNTER

I ain’t tellin him, YOU tell him

*holds spray bottle in a very shaky hand*

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

Cats are social eaters!!! Straight up pretending to eat bc wants to feel involved.

He look exactly like my cat 🥺🥺

i miss the golden era of ‘men get pegged’ posting. you all gave up on the cause so quickly

its because we’re busy practicing social distancing

With a long enough strap, both could be accomplished.

you’re right I was thinking like a quitter

Making your boyfriend flustered is absolutely adorable. It’s so cute to hear him stumble upon his words or say the bare minimum as he tries to recollect himself.

where are my dyscalculia gays?? fellow gays who Literally cannot do math??

I want to softly kiss a boy while listening to minecraft music in the background

haha cool, makeout with me