Fandom Dump

i forgot the word for someone who demolishes buildings for a living and my brain wouldn't stop suggesting "homewrecker" to me which is. NOT what i meant

*fucks your wife and then blows up your house* my work here is done

annoying the shit out of u is a love language that i'm fluent in

@eyesinthecrypt @cowboygarbage

a red light lights up on your car's dashboard and underneath the light it says CAR

if u spam me i assume u are in love with me and want to fuck and kiss 100 times

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

You, ah, don’t think it’s unfair to judge people’s morals based on their finances?

I, ah, think that it’s perfectly fair to judge people’s morals based on the amount of money they pour into neo-nazi political movements, yeah actually.

MY BOY!!!!

*sees a beloved mutual in the notes* hi honey

mutuals i'd let nut in me raw, in a friend way

looks like i'm not the only one who'd let my mutuals hit it raw

this dog is cute but he has been used for evil

love triangles can’t exist without at least 1 lgbt person. cishets just don’t know how shapes work

Most of the characters that people call a love triangle is really just a love corner. And the woman is usually backed into it.

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