"When you have to shoot, shoot - don't talk."

Blondie doesn't have much experience; he's only courted a few women after a few too many drinks, and occasionally pleasures himself. His secluded demeanor makes it hard to be intimate with anyone, which is why he likes to have flings with Tuco. Tuco doesn't need vulnerability from Blondie to have a good time with him.

Tuco has one-night stands with the women in saloons frequently enough that he doesn't need a long time to be satisfied. Blondie is pent up like hell and will go for multiple rounds, either until he's too sore to move or too tired to get it up again. He always sleeps like a rock afterward.

They have hate sex. Like a lot.

Tuco's style of performance relies heavily on whatever mood he's in, but he generally prefers to dominate. He and Blondie's hate sex sessions look more like a wrestling match than intercourse, but the passion is all the same. Sometimes they like to "fight" each other for dominance until they both get off.

Blondie has a thing for orgasm denial that he doesn't even realize until Tuco suddenly stops and tells Blondie that he's "leaving your son-of-a-bitch-self with nothing, just like you left me in the desert, you pig bastard!"

On a good day (or after a few strong shots), Tuco will feel affectionate and be soft with Blondie. He likes to hold Blondie's face while they kiss, or run his hands slowly up his legs. His favorite is to hold onto Blondie's hips while fucking him. (ty for the inspo to whoever made the Tuco soft dom post LOL)

They take turns tying each other up. Blondie likes to see Tuco with his hands behind his back, and Tuco likes to see Blondie with a rope around his neck.

Blondie still has some scarring on his jaw from when Tuco took him through the desert. Tuco usually doesn't feel bad about it but it's hard to act tough when Blondie is whimpering underneath him like a dog, so he likes to kiss over them and leave hickeys on Blondie's neck.

Sometimes Sentenza is their third (but that's for another post)

Tuco is Very Vocal. It's hard but not impossible to get Blondie to make noise, usually soft gasps and strained grunts and the occasional curse under his breath, while Tuco could wake up all of New Mexico if Blondie didn't shut him up.

They're both sadomasochists. Blondie is a switch but enjoys taking a more submissive role around Tuco. He's a fucking beast when he doms tho LMAOO

Tuco takes aftercare more seriously than Blondie. He's usually the one to clean them both up and uses it as an excuse to fuss at Blondie for being lazy.

Blondie gets touch adversed after sex, and prefers to lay beside Tuco and share a cigar with him. Tuco usually wants to cuddle but is too embarrassed to admit it.