Boots 🫧

i absolutely agree that xreader can be so healing and promote self love and acceptance in unique and powerful ways but also it lets you fuck nasty with your faves and i think that is just so beautiful

This blowjob could've been an email

i worship those balls call me sack religious

like a child pronouncing the word pterodactyl i "p" very loudly

*makes you cum* *immediately rolls over and starts reblogging pictures of medieval knights*

i now pronouns you man/wife

every six hours i go on tumblr and every six hours i'm disappointed

she jala my peño til i popp 'er

bruce willis passed away from autoerotic asphyxiation call that die hard

legalize nuclear bombs

the penis mightier than the sword

spongebob gif

i can't go to hell i helped minorities (a woman)