paint me a word picture

It can’t be September, just yesterday it was Marchgustuary

Today’s Date: [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/20

whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome

[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’ doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome [thinking] hmm.. thats not good

i diagnose you with symptoms syndrome

sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder

Harley chasing Batman going through different doors in a hallway and coming out other doors like in scooby doo

Harley painting a hyper realistic alleyway on the side of a building, Batman cruises straight through it in the Batmobile but Harley tries to run through and gets flattened 

That last one indicates that it’s a cosmic power that she can’t fully control and doesn’t even always work in her favor, and that somehow makes it even better.

*batman learns to fight toon logic with toon logic and pulls out a fresh baked pie* *harley slowly floats over to the pie, drawn in by its delicious smell and batman handcuffs her*

Either people with ADHD need to stop being so relatable or I need to go to the doctor