THE SALT QUEEN

this post marked the beginning of my end

gold gets liquified at 1063°C (1945°F) and that means you’d have that running through your body. you’d die.

I really like this criticism bc the part you find unrealistic and a hazard is the temperature of the gold not the fact that it’s there in the first place

H̴̨̡̙̰͙͚̮̟̜͚̣̯̲̏͛̍ͮ͞Ǫ̼̲͚̙͉͍͔̹̝͎̏ͯͮͣͥ̔̋̿̍̔̒̿ ͮ̄H̸̴͉̲̳̗̱̟͇̤͕͖̽̾́͐̓ͤ̔̌ͯO̵̧̝̼̱̩̱̜̘͍̼̥̱͇̭̒̽̊̾͒̽̍̐̇͑ͅ ̍́͆H̱̠̠̭̩͙̞ͬ̍ͩ̿̃̄ͬͫ̃ͪͤ͐̏́͘͟͡O̶ͨ̋͋ͦ̐̑̃ͯͦ̉ͫ͑͝҉̫̝͖͎̝͎̙͓͈̱̪̻͈͈͚̞

OH MY GOD

laughing so hard i’m crying a little holy shit

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IF I DON’T REBLOG THIS ASSUME I’M DEAD

i love that harry goes to the owlery to hang out with hedwig… the boy is so sweet? owls don’t really seem to be treated like pets by wizarding society as a whole - they don’t live in the dorms like cats / rats / toads do, etc - and so like its just. hjp hangs out with his wizard email address because he is a sweet and gentle boy.