take everything i say with a grain of absurdity

It’s actually so misogynistic to assume hetero Jessica doesn’t also jerk it to twinks in panties

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

Michell is 29 Yеаrs & Wаnt t0 Fuск HERE

michell the horn of jurgen windcaller isnt here we have to stay focused

Aight which one of yall is gonna be the Tranny Thurgood Marshall?

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

I am sooo tempted to get Warhammer books as french translations, read them as my way to start re-learning french with a translator at one hand and a dictionary at the other, and develop zero grasp between what vocabulary is regular french and what is Warhammer, and if I ever encounter a native speaker I give them psychic damage.

“Tourist talks in passable French but sounds like a Space Marine” would probably be a new one for Parisians

Would it be better or worse than orks? Or better yet, necrons?

I mean that's basically how I learned English so I'd say it's fair game

Can A Fat Greasy Hag Like Me Get An Amen ?

Can A Fat Greasy Hag Like Me Get An Omen ?

undergrads don't actually "think". they're just machines designed to identify patterns in data and apply those patterns to new data

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything