fun with teeth

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

very skilled at having a headache

you think you’re a retired insane person and then something triggers you

broooo last night was a cry for help

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

Yeah man they just passed a new law where you have to say something about the Divine Comedy that isn't that it's "self-insert fanfic"

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

'i asked chatgpt' yeah well I asked the three witches and now I'm the king of Scotland. so