FALLOUT (TV SERIES, 2024): Episode One
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NSFW TW: Mentions of incest, sex, violence
“What’d they say, [name]?”
“That I’m lucky to have such a good helper like you.”
“You know, given the state of everything, I’d prefer not to if that’s alright.”
“It’s what you’re famous for.”
“He still took my money.”
“Is it your thumb, or mine?”
“My reproductive organs are intact, my hygiene well-maintained.”
“On my wedding night, that dress got off almost as fast as [name] did.”
“Oh gosh. After ten years of cousin stuff, I’m definitely excited for the real thing.”
“I’m just excited for us to raise our kids together.”
“From that moment on, [location] was a distant memory for me.”
“Must be nerve-wracking, your [title] could be anyone.”
“It’s gunna take some time to fix.”
“We all know that, [name.]”
“Messing around with your cousin, it’s all well and good for kids, but it's not a sustainable long-term sexual practice, you know.”
“Just so you know, this was the best day of my life.”
“Sir, please don’t make me use force.”
“Oh. I think I know who you are.”
“Everyone knows who I am.”
“Do they know who they are?”
“They are the product of one of life’s tricky little choices.”
“I’m going to offer you a choice.”
“You look like your [family member.]”
“You should see it sometime.”
“Maybe you should do what you do best: run and hide.”
“Well, I can still smell, it’s just… Mostly blood.”
“Imagine getting to put on one of those every day.”
“Wonder why they’re here.”
“We’re brainstorming here - and there’s no bad ideas in a brainstorm.”
“What you’re doing is insane.”
“[name], I’m not letting anyone else get hurt on my behalf.”
“Young [gender], you come back here right now.”
“Well, that didn’t work.”
“You have ambitions, don’t you?”
“I wanted it to happen, is that wrong?”
“You have anything else to say, in your defense?”
“I wanna thank you, for your guidance and for giving me a home.”
“I had no place in the world, so.”
“Do you know who did it?”
“Well, I narrowed it down to one of those assholes.”
“They asked me if it was you.”
“You’re telling me the supreme badass we’re looking for is a freaking mutant?”
“How do we know he’s not feral?”
“Why, is this an Amish production of The Count of Monty Cristo, or just the weirdest circle jerk I’ve ever been invited to?”
“Does that count, should I shoot him?”
“Would you shut the fuck up.”
“A bounty came down, a huge one. Enough to be a last score for me, and whoever’s with me.”
“Well, what makes you think I’d give a goddamn about that?”
“It ain’t where they’s running from I figured you’d be interested in. It’s where they running to.”
“Now, what the fuck would you know about where I’m from?”
“Well, that don’t sound like gratitude, do it boys?”
“Well, I tell you what, boys, whenever somebody says, they’re doing last one job, that usually means their heart’s not in it. Probably never was.”
“But for me, well, I do this shit for the love of the game.”
“You right friend about one thing, this right here, was your last job.”
“Well, you know what they say, us cowpokes, we take it as it comes.”