Count Olaf Baudelaire

Veblen Hall out! Milton Friedman Hall in!

For Beatrice — I would much prefer it if you were alive and well.

violet baudelaire, a series of unfortunate events.

“If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you’d be better off somewhere else. In this story not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning, and very few happy things in the middle.”

“Anyone who knew Violet well could tell she was thinking hard, because her long hair was tied up in a ribbon to keep it out of her eyes. Violet had a real knack for inventing and building strange devices, so her brain was often filled with images of pulleys, levers, and gears, and she never wanted to be distracted by something as trivial as her hair.”  requested by anon