Would Hannibal Eat Captain Sham from A Series of Unfortunate Events?
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Would Hannibal Eat Captain Sham from A Series of Unfortunate Events?
Yes
No

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š Scytheās MerMay 2025 | Week 3: Scar š
I nearly missed week 3 bc of summer school so Iām sorry if this looks rushed
Bonus doodle under the cut:
Count Olafās Various Finery Disguises.
Here are some illustrations of the several costumes Count Olaf wore during the events of the first seven books from āA Series of Unfortunate Eventsā.
(I made these designs back in 2016 but never posted them before, so I thought it would be nice to share them)
Thereās something unbelievably petty about Captain Sham saying āI ate spaghetti with puttanesca sauceā, maybe itās the fact that Count Olaf almost got violent with the Baudelaires for not magically knowing heād wanted a beef roast instead??? Anyway yeah
Captain Julio Sham vs Coach Genghis
Captain Julio Sham
Coach Genghis

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ASOUE EVERY 5 SECONDS
Baudelaires: "IT'S NOT (insert fake name here) IT'S COUNT OLAF!!!!"
Mr. Poe: ThAt'S riDiCUloUS! EveRyoNE knOwS cOUnt oLAf dOeSN't hAvE (insert part of the disguise here)
Baudelaires: HE'S IN DISGUISE!!!
Olaf: What no I'm not! You're confused.
Poe: You do look very confused to me...
Baudelaires: WHA-AJSJDKSKEKEKEJ
Aye Aye Aye, I Love the Sea...