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FEUDAL STAR WARS 

dont gimme this pussy-ass star wars bullshit with the sounds in and the lasers and the artificial gravity and all that shit

gimme the zero-g bloodshed man, i want a fucking spinny space ring ship with artillery guns that point DOWN into the floor but its still shooting out and you gotta fire an equal force on the OTHER side so that you dont push your ship off in the other direction

i want lasers that arent in like a physical little stupid tube but are actually a beam that melts shit and FOR CRYING OUT LOUD it is SO boring for soldiers to just get hit and then bam they are gone like please ENGAGE me in the warfar more

i want an ACTUAL 3D fight like WHY ARE YOUR SHIPS ALL FACING THE SAME DIRECTION? iTS SPACE HOW DO YOU KNOW TO DO THAT

WHY DO THE SHIPS HAVE WINGS IN SPACE. USELESS

and why are youR engines ALWAYS ON you only gotta fire em off for a little bit if youre just SLIGHTly moving forwards because when youve got no resistance youll just KEEP GAINING SPEED

“oh no!ccccc ive got an enemy onmy tail!!! i cant shake him ??? ahhhhnnb!!!!” ITS SPACE IF U JUST TURN AROUND YOU ARNT GOING TO LOSE YOUR DIRECTIONAL VELOCITY YOU CLOWN ITS NOT A PLANE theres no AIR

it’s all so fucking fake and thoughtless and effortless like w o w its looks so pretty!!! i gues???? it means NOTHING to me though get the FUCK outta here with this silliness

AND NOBODY EVER SUFFERS A BRUTAL DEATH LIKE EVER where are the “war is death and hell and suffering” themes its like you want it to be f u n instead of horrifying and tragic and brutally heartless