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notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

OSHA compliant themed mtv crib where I have regularly inspected scaffolding to get to the top floor

Giving God my nose hair cause that's all I got tonight

Tony I got the cure fuh ya Tony, you just need some whimsy Tony. Trust me.

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

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My dream is for Hozier to do a cover of “Nobody” by the Crane Wives, and for the Crane Wives to do a cover of “Nobody” by Mitski, and for Mitski to do a cover of “Nobody” by Hozier. I’m calling it the Nobody Exchange and I think it could be huge.

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