elo

i’m gonna write a new ending for tadc because i’m convinced i could write a better ending

snapchat needs to update the bitmoji feature. give us adjustment tools like we’re making a sim. i want to make mine look exactly like me

when i think about dating other people besides him i get so grossed out… i don’t want anyone BUT him and i can’t even have him im so mad

i want to see more of meg and chris in future family guy episodes. i need more of their brother and sister bond

the worst kind of heartbreak is when two people want to be together and yet there’s something holding them back from each other

i think if any rick and morty episode deserves to win an award it should be rixty minutes or fear hole. two of the best episodes imo

my brother and his friend are at my apartment rn, they’re playing minecraft and im watching them play. his friend talked about how they took days building a mansion in minecraft and it got me thinking… this was exactly what id do in my childhood/teen years. i’d watch my brother and his friend play minecraft, it feels like nothing has changed but everything has. we will never get to be kids again playing minecraft for days straight. we have jobs and bills and we can’t spend days at each others houses anymore because we’re adults. i think we should value our time more than we do, because days and years go by so fast. i look around and i’m 11 watching my brother play games; then i blink. im still doing that, but just 10 years later.

i be so comfortable with my trauma that i bring it up in casual conversation and forget that some people become uncomfortable and think i’m just saying it for attention. like no im not talking about being assaulted for attention i just don’t feel anything about it anymore

watching the hangover mourning bradley cooper’s old face

i had a dream i had a baby and im ready to be a mother now

there’s nothing i love more than when a man listens to me and nods along as i’m talking showing that he’s actually paying attention to my words like damn