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I have a story to share involving King Kong

Short version: a huge King Kong animatronic shows up in Argentina and everything goes wrong.

You can read the long version after this picture:

happy palentines day, geology edition

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happy palentines day paleontology edition

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Guide to Tengu Kisses

1) Forehead touch - Appropriate for: family, loved ones. Casual show of affection. 2) Beak touch (billing) - Appropriate for: partners. Romantic gesture suitable for public 3) Open billing - Appropriate for: partners. Sexual gesture inappropriate for public 4) Bird style - Appropriate for: no one/drunks. Don’t do this. Don’t be that tengu.

Guide to Tengu Kisses

1) Forehead touch - Appropriate for: family, loved ones. Casual show of affection. 2) Beak touch (billing) - Appropriate for: partners. Romantic gesture suitable for public 3) Open billing - Appropriate for: partners. Sexual gesture inappropriate for public 4) Bird style - Appropriate for: no one/drunks. Don’t do this. Don’t be that tengu.

So, isn’t it more than time…

…we get the Scooby-Doo spinoff we all need…

…where we get to watch Old Ned finally hit pay dirt.

You’re tellin’ me while we got an episode of the gang investigating a fish monster, we could’ve been following the saga of resident coot Old Ned and his kicky hat pannin’ for the motherload?