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stop singing about romantic love start singing about jumping and popping at the same time

Singha’s like, ‘I don’t need my emotional support witness with me everywhere. In fact, I’ll prove it: I'll send him home and go to the next crime scene all by myself. I mean yes, I will be calling him the second I get done there to tell him every single thing I saw but the point is I went there without him. Just me all by myself with nothing but my phone so I can call him as often as possible and the matching ring on my finger. That’s all. I’m very independent.