reflecting upon my mediocrity

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: no one ever spelled their names right either, and of course people assumed they had the same last name all the time, so sorting mail or phone calls was difficult, I also had a shocking number of people just assume my name was Terry too? like???, no, there are enough of them, we've exceeded the quota, used up our allotment, we can't have any more Terry's in the family for another 3 generations /End ID]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit