Tips for an exciting night

Say "WING WONG WABBAWONG" everytime you cum to guarentee maximum pleasure

Watch Eurovision and complain about the jury's talking too long together

When he thrusts into you, think about what Pepe would've thought of this.

Instead of sucking his dick, take the vaccuum cleaner out and put it on his dick.

Just drill his ass, fucking drill his ass.

While riding him, scream "SPOOKY OOKIE MOM I THINK IM GONNA CUM" for maximum pleasure

Shove Minions up their butt.

Instead of moaning, do your best Wario laugh imitation.

Complain about the tumblr update while riding him.

Put his penis between two slices of bread, when he asks what you're doing, say you're making a cockwich.

When making out, kidnap your partner, put them in a dollhouse and reveal yourself to be A.

Have long and deep discussions about the impact of pepe in our modern society as a whole while making love.

When he's about to cum, shove breadsticks in your purse and go. Leave and never look back.

While making love, vomit rainbows all over him while chanting “equality” and offer him as a sacrifice to the LGBT+ Overlords

Make 😏😏 sure that 👻 your sugar daddy 🎅🎅👱 is being threated well 😍😍😘🎊 this father's day 💄💼👜👙 and make some cummies 😏😏🌈🎉😎😝

Instead of moaning, cry. Cry all over your partner, drown them in your sea of tears