talents include: biting people, bisexuality, media analysis, meowing, and Kubrick stare

anyone else think that sex with some clothes still on is extremely sexy? like getting eaten out through your underwear? HOT. Getting your tits played with underneath your shirt while getting pounded? HOT. Bent over wearing a dress and him pulling your panties aside as he thrusts his cock in you? HOT HOT HOT.

May i offer some slow missionary and telling you i love you in these trying times?

No I don’t have snap, you have to contact me through several meticulous blood rituals

Want there to be a snowstorm so the power goes out and we have to keep each other warm

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

being hyper-sexual on tumblr 🤝 not having sex irl

nutting all November fuck y’all’s childish ass game

Copious amounts of touching and kissing while watching LOTR Trilogy extended edition when?

I should be able to teleport to his place just to fuck myself on his dick and then swallow his cum

I love giving a man a boner just from kissing. It's the biggest ego boost

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

somewhere out there tonight a girl is having painfully mediocre sex with a man in a ghost face mask.... everyone lets bow our heads and give her a moment of silence for a second .......