Synthetic Flying Machine

when you show your friends jojo

imagine the sweetest guy in the world but he shouts every word he says

I want to _____ you.

I won’t get any but I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

I dunno if reblogging this was a good idea but fuck it.

Eh, worth a shot, dunno if I’ll get anything.

PLEASE

I love Josuke because he’s so much like Joseph 

I liked how Stands where based off of tarot cards and gods at first but then it was all “cool your stand suggests *reaches into wal-mart cd bargain bin* ‘Bon Jovi’s Greatest Hits’”

The Araki Effect

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

OH FUCK

I’d like to point out that Phineas has an older sister, Candace. Now, I’m not entirely sure, but I believe they canonically are from the same father. This would mean that not only did Linda do the do with Dr. Doof, she did it twice.

I’LL USE MY FORNICATORNATOR TO CONQUER YOUR THIGH STATE AREA.

FUCK THAT LAST POST IM DEAD

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS WHY HIS DAUGHTER GIVES ME THE SAME VIBE AS CANDACE

Nice

m8 thats not even the part 3 OP

I WAS SO CONFUSED AND SCARED FOR A MINUTE I DIDNT UNDERSTAND LOKE WAS TGAT MAN FALLING THROUGH MY SCREEN MR WRESTLER MAN SOP BEING WEIRD ON MY COMPUTER HAAAAALP