eli!

percy jackson being on the swim team is just the literary version of dash from the incredibles

i miss her so much i think about her every single day (the local library)

there’s just some fics... they never leave u bro. i’ll be sitting on the toilet four years later thinking about the 94k enemies to lovers fic that captured my soul

hazel was the only one who said nico rights and for that we have no choice but to stan

counterpoint: by reviving hazel, nico was the first person to say hazel rights and for that we stan him also

i can’t believe nico looked at will and thought about thalia calling apollo, his father, hot. AND THEN he had the AUDACITY to wonder why he was suddenly thinking about that.... nico sweetie

au where everything is the same except nico is actually a vampire

this completes the solangelo transformation and they become snowbaz

every fictional pairing that makes gay people go feral is like "here is an ordinary person who is hopelessly devoted to their best friend, who bears a heavy burden that they refuse to let anyone help them carry, but who occasionally allows themselves to be vulnerable around them, the one person in their life who they trust unconditionally. both of them are extremely repressed, and the resulting unacknowledged homoerotic tension between them will make you want to tear your hair out."