link from the hit franchise tloz

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

AITA for smiling and laughing

Playing with friends might as well be drugs

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

pesto = please eat slimy this, ok?

It’s not insomnia it’s vampirism symptoms