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YOU ARE THE REASON
The Bowery Presents

@theartofmadeline
Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Discoholic 🪩

shark vs the universe

Today's Document
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins

gracie abrams
Sade Olutola
Show & Tell
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni
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distressing things to say to your friends

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Tumblr users will say "queer history" and mean "midcentury archival records from a specific US-American city that I have extrapolated into a universal mythos" and not even blink
"learn your queer history" I am from fucking INDIA
Maybe your queer elders fictional or otherwise were also influenced by the biases and contradictions of their own circumstances, time and place, and I am no more beholden to their ideas and ways of doing things than I am to any other form of tradition trying to constrain me.
Perhaps history is a conversation and not an edict.
I fucking snortled
Real shit
coffee creature cup

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the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.
One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.
RIP😔🙏📚🍯
You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried
this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time
Kinda sick of jesters. We got too many jesters this year
This is how I feel
the staccato trumpet trills from the end of TANK! but they just keep going
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I have been prepared for this moment for like 2 months
holy shit i am in tears

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BEHOLD! The first range of miniatures for Flak Arcana, the skirmish tabletop game of fantasy mercenaries!
The set includes 10 characters of varying species and archetypes, all fully pre-supported and ready to print, assemble and play on the tabletop. You can buy the minis either separately or as a discounted bundle!
Chilean American Artist and Game Designer, creator of Flak Arcana. - Benjamin Del Rio @Kabewski
If you're not sure or interested in buying any of these minis, you are more than welcome to download Jane Arcana, a beginner multi part testing model that's completely FREE to download.
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
@doktorcringenfailen
stealing these for tomodachi life lingo honestly
I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"
this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file
I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit
@thesummoningdark hello?????
yeah no this is a real thing an actual human being said to me
Good afternoon to everyone in the notes having a horrible time! Y'all are fighting demons I never knew existed!! I think every person that makes you do stupid time wasting shit like this because they refuse to learn basic computer literacy should be fired!!

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Roscoe ♥️♥️♥️
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL