since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

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since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

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nothing impresses me more than the accuracy of 1500s-1600s cartographers who rode around on a ship with nothing more than a compass and their eyes. like if i tried to draw the shape of the US just by Looking at it i probably would've made florida seven times longer and rhode island the size of texas
nvm i forgot about this gem
wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww
yuo cant say this during plague month
pride month. pharohs curse got me
oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is
you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt
I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at
nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work
putting this post on every machine from now on thank you
Penwas :(
Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.
And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.
A website of tiny ceramic frogs.
Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.
I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.
“This is your website?” I asked finally.
“Yep!”
“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.
“Yep!”
“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”
“I made those too,” he says, beaming.
And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.
“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”
It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team.
And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.

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is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
happy pride month to this post specifically
unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!
(warning: loud chirping throughout)
source: hellgate osprey cam
More context:
the first osprey is the father, the one that comes later is the mother.
ospreys are not eagles, they're ospreys
ospreys only eat fish, that's why they don't register this starling as possible food
the starling got home safely
the starling was not trying to eat the eggs, it was mostly curious and you can see it trying to hop under the osprey every time the osprey tries to sit down again--this is because the starling is still a baby and has the instinct to get under an adult for warmth, even though it mostly has its feathers. this scares the osprey because that is a Foreign Creature near its eggs.
at the end of the video you can see the ospreys starting to turn the eggs. birds do this so the yolk and/or embryo don't stick to the shell of the egg, which is bad for the egg's health.
ospreys have eyes adapted to seeing beneath the surface of the water!
Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.
well you know what they say. whoever snelt it snelt it.
you know what they say. whoever smelt it gets the early worm. ?
its the saying goes. you miss 100% of the smelts you don't dealt.
you're smelling it.
Hello!
Howdy!
I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.
Sure thing!
And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.
Which do you mean?
The one with the… With the seeds.
What are they called?
Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”
Sure thing. Would you like anything else?
Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?
Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…
A… One of those right there!
You really must tell me, what’s it called??
I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.
Sure thing! Anything else?
That one there?
You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]
I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?
Do it!
[grunts like a pig]
That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!
Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

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more and better ideas for what the powder offhand could be:
printer toner
sour candy coating
laundry detergent
rat poison
cinnamon
miralax
powdered milk
instant coffee
dry shampoo
crushed up adderall
forgotten nature valley granola bar from the bottom of a backpack
Monosodium glutamate
Pixi stix
Citric acid
Rose fertilizer made out of blood
Diatomaceous earth (mechanical bug killer)
Triple-acting baking powder
Infant formula
000 pizza flour
Bleach concentrate for dish sanitation
Jello mix
Crushed melatonin pills
Fungal spores from rotting snow leeks
Vacuum cleaner dust
Silica gel (desiccant)
Tempera paint mix
Rouge
Diamond lapping powder
Remnants at bottom of Cheerios bag
Black powder but it's not in a gun you just throw it
Vomit spill kit absorbent powder
having a GREAT time wandering around my house thinking about powders
plaster of paris
ipecac
ashes of dubious origin (probably cremains)
fabric dye powder (black)
arsenic
just straight up microplastics
crushed up pumice
cesium from ancient radiology equipment
whatever dust they swept off the floors at Drearburh
asbestos
kraft macaroni cheese packet
flea powder
popcorn seasoning
creatine
cocaine
crystal light
sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science
#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)
Just in case anyone needs a reason to not feed wildlife- this story out of Washington is a pretty good reminder. This lady has been feeding raccoons for years and now she’s just had to call authorities for help because hundreds of them are parked out on her property and are so aggressive trying to get food that she can’t get into her house.
Neighbors have been reporting excessive raccoon mortality on the adjacent road and several attacks on pets, but still everyone on this video was just talking about how cute it is. Why can’t people see how unfair it is to disrupt an animal’s life like this? What do they think will happen to these raccoons? They should be scampering through a forest or marsh eating crayfish and berries and bugs, not hotdogs and cat food. This is a nightmare situation and it’s entirely one person’s fault.
- tags by @sigmastolen
I just learned that a lot of vintage perfumes and fragrances were intentionally created to blend well with the ever-present smell of cigarettes, and in specific a lot of iconic ones that are super musky and floral and civet-heavy were intended to compliment the smell of fur coats or even "refresh" that new fur coat smell, which is one of the reasons (besides just shifting preferences and trends) that a lot of them smell really, really bad to modern noses.
I bet there's some stunning genius diva out there right now who meticulously coordinates her Victoria's Secret body mists with her vape flavors.
alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.
we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)
please rb for larger sample size!
Question 1/3
What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?
under 18, AI is a net positive
under 18, AI is a net negative
18-29, AI is a net positive
18-29, AI is a net negative
30-45, AI is a net positive
30-45, AI is a net negative
46-60, AI is a net positive
46-60, AI is a net negative
over 60, AI is a net postive
over 60, AI is a net negative
Question 2/3
How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?
Frequently (multiple times per month)
Often (multiple times per year)
Occasionally (a couple times per year)
Rarely (once every couple of years)
Never :(
Question 3/3
If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?
under 18, more inclined
under 18, less inclined
18-29, more inclined
18-29, less inclined
30-45, more inclined
30-45, less inclined
46-60, more inclined
46-60, less inclined
over 60, more inclined
over 60, less inclined
Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!
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HIGHLY recommended putting a pillow in the backseat of your car because today i took a 45 minute long nap during my lunch break. when i returned i learned my boss had been running around all lunch looking for me to ask me a work question and i had inadvertently avoided All That by being unconscious in the parking lot #winning
now that it is SUMMER and some places get HOT AS BALLS my guide to being in your car during lunch and not passing away is the following:
if it truly is too hot, don't do it. or bite the bullet and turn your AC on during lunch
if you have shade to park in, do that. unfortunately my entire work parking lot is a wasteland of direct sun
crack your windows in the morning before you go in. hopefully you work in a place where this is safe, but this will help keep the car cooler during the day
get a GOOD REFLECTIVE SUNSHADE for the front of your car, this too will help keep the temp in the car cooler
get a good reflective sunshade for the REAR window and also whatever SIDE window gets the harshest sun exposure. once again this will help cut the temp inside the car
leave a door OPEN while you're inside during lunch. I don't leave mine open all the way I just wedge an empty disposable water bottle in the door or prop it open with my foot to keep it open during my lunch break. this is to make sure while you are actively inside the car the temp is as low as it can be and you have airflow and most importantly do not die
i actually don't usually fall asleep inside the car when it is super hot (safety and frankly also comfort reasons) but having a 100% private sensory deprivation space where i don't have to mask and can just lie down and chill is IMO invaluable to Surviving The Workplace
#MyCar
i love being an obsessed little autistic weirdo because sometimes you find friends who are also obsessed little autistic weirdos who think of you and message you about a poetry project they're working on that involves some mysterious post that breached your local town containment and made it to the front page of reddit, and she's now following some lead on some local town rumor involving a secret network of pagans and witches that's connected to an old bookstore that closed nearly a decade ago but was owned by one of your partner's distant married-into-the-family relatives
and as you inevitably get sucked into the rabbithole you find out that the windows '95 computer your husband and his cousin used to prop up on a milk crate to watch 15-part 240p anime episodes on youtube back in the 2000's when they were kids was actually possibly a shared digital journal hub for local witch activity which also had its own secret name and website that compiled and listed resources for witches and shops that were specifically tailored to witches
but every time you search up this website or this front page reddit post all you find is a single thread about a sculpture that was apparently on display out in the sticks and that sculpture had been stolen
so then you find out who made this sculpture and you search them up and it turns out they are a multiple-award-winning scientist and artist with a massive website compiling all their credentials over the past 20 years
and so you search and search and search some more, CTRL + F'ing every relevant term and name you know through this website
AND LO AND BEHOLD
ON HER MASSIVE WEBSITE OF CREDENTIALS
IS THE TAXIDERMY SCULPTURE THAT WENT MISSING
AND SHE HAS A NAME AND THAT NAME IS ALMA
(cw: taxidermy that resembles human anatomy)